CAN'T be them! It can't be, right, Cent? There's no waaaaaaaaaay! Riiiiiiiiiiight!? Look at me, Lady Two! It's me, Cent! I'm right here! Then why are they screaming.? Why are they crying!? WHY ARE THEY CALLING OUT TO ME!? These aren't your children anymore! It's a monster! ![]() Everyone does that, you copy cat kiddos! No imagination at all. Kids these days, always going with the low hanging fruit shockwave attack. Which is curling up into a fetal position and unleashing a shockwave that covers the entire arena. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'M SO SORRY! No! I can't! I can't take this!Īfter a bit of being wailed on the beast and the wailing of children trapped in a nightmare existence, the magic school bus of child death will unveil its second attack. We are fighting an abomination composed of the broken down biomass and souls of war orphans reconfigured into a giant ooze baby. It only stops its speedy crawl occasionally when seemingly winded or to blast some hot shots in Two's direction. Our adversary spends the first half of the battle just frantically crawling around the arena. But up close can be another story altogether. The shots are easy enough to evade if Two is a decent distance from the monster. At that point homunculus has no problem honing its aim and juggling Two with fire up blasts while airborne. These shots hit like a truck and will fling Two's body into the air if they connect. Anyway, the creature's primary attack is firing a trio of fireballs toward Two. I don't want to touch that gross ass thing. Could it even wear a belt? It looks like it'd just ooze into the thing's body. Not that any of the Drakengard 3 bosses really do. Homunculus does not have a whole lot of attacks under its belt. It's just there to draw attention away from nub dick head region. Allowing it to do so gives us a nice view of its tail and the humanoid figure grafted onto the tip of it. ![]() It easily outpaces Two's sprint when it decides to relocated. Let's do this thing.įor crawling about on all fours, the homunculus is surprisingly swift. A great big crawling goop monster composed of sticky white stuff with a misshapen dick for a head. Meet the final boss of Two's Prologue chapter: The Homunculus. So are you Mara's cousin or.?Īh! Homunculus. It's a giant flaccid penis monster made out of man glaze. if I wanted to immediately jump the most juvenile, immediate conclusion. Even better! Maybe things well turn out alrig. So that's a start! Nor are there ghastly zombified children. There isn't a pile of tiny dismembered corpses littering the room. Now then, let's see about those war orphans. Many double-dead and undead slain later, Two and Cent finally reach the bottom floor of the dark cathedral. Allllwaaaaghwowoow!Īre we still not there yet? Where are the children.? Cent, where are the children? W-We were supposed to have a picnic this afternoon. Nothing stops the Drakengard murder train. Nor the cause being your idiot lover overcompensating the anime "I must protect you" thing and utterly cocking it up. Not even mental breakdowns at having to murder your own loyal men en-masse. Nothing stops the Drakengard murder train at any station. Gaaaahooooow daaaaiiiiiiieeeeeehwa! Yeckkkhyes. Lady Two, please, you must hold it together! Dammit Cent, there's a reason why magical buffs go on equipment or expire after three turns. Standing between Two and her objective is a sizable number of Cent's botched magic augmented soldiers stumbling about and moaning in pain. Our goal for this final mission is, of course, to go save the youngens. It is never brought up why/how there are two versions of the cathedral. Spoilers: There's a dark version of the cathedral that stretches downward into a basement mirror of the final boss arena. Which we haven't actually encountered in Zero's adventures yet. ![]() But this is not the normal cathedral we've trudged through a few times in the past. We rejoined Cent and Two now making their way through the Cathedral of Cathedral City. Things that mustn't break, and things that may. Part 67: Episode XLIX: This is a Story About a Love's Breaking Point Episode XLIX: This is a Story About a Love's Breaking Point
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